To help people understand financial language and what is really going on in the world of banking today, an article that appeared on zerohedge decided to introduce the world to the Offical Bankster Dictionary! The author of the article says that he recently returned from a week-long business trip to China, and in discussing the propaganda and hypocrisy of bankers with people there he one thing became clear to him. "Chinese people consider themselves to be more knowledgeable about the monetary system than Westerners," says Kim. He says that "it’s a farce that Western bankers tell lies to the world and expect the rest of the world to be foolish enough to believe in them." Perhaps this is why even university Chinese students laughed in Tim Geithner’s face when Geithner visited them in 2009 and told them that the Federal Reserve had a “strong dollar policy”.
- US Federal Reserve = European controlled private bank.
- Central Bank = Counterfeiting Ring Leader
- Nobel Prize Winning Economists = Banking Shill Propaganda Puppets, by and large, awarded with Ivy League tenure, that a 3rd-grader well schooled in monetary truths can generally discredit.
- Criminal Underworld Currency Counterfeiters = Competitors that must be arrested and jailed.
- Savings Account = Devaluation Account, Cash Advance for Gambling Division
- Gambling = Banking Primary Business Line
- Fraud = Banking Secondary Business Line
- Las Vegas, Macau, Atlantic City = Model for running business operations.
- Inflation = Currency Devaluation through anti-free market manipulation of interest rates.
- Fractional Reserve System = Fractional Expansion Citizen Bankruptcy System, BSE (Biggest Scam Ever)
- Futures Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam
- Pablo Escobar, Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzmán, The Ochoa Hermanos, Yakuza = Cash Cows
- El Subcomandante Marcos aka Delegado Zero = Anti-poverty activist that must be wacked and shut up
- Independent Media = Terrorist
- Mass Media = Allies
- Allen Stanford, Bernie Madoff = Occasional Patsies and Necessary Fall Guys to appease the public’s ire at us.
- Stock Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam
- Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Buy” and Hold” = Contrarian Indicator to SELL!
- Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Sell” = Contrarian Indicator to “BUY!”
- Barbarous Relic = USD, Euro, Yen
- Beta = Empty Statistic meant to impress naïve investors
- Insider Trading = Mechanism we can utilize to build wealth and remain immune from proesecution but for which we will send common peasants to jail.
- Diplomatic Immunity = Not a United Nations privilege but a privilege given to all of us to commit as much fraud and crime as possible without the slightest hint of ever being sent to jail.
- Loan = Usury
- Credit Card = Debt accumulation card
- USD, Euro, Yen, etc. = Fantasy Digital Idea made real by banksters to control humanity
- Women’s Liberation Movement = Expansion of Tax Base from only men to men AND women
- Income Taxes = Wealth Transfer from citizens to owners of central banks.
- Gold = Bankster Kryptonite
- Silver = Bankster Kryptonite
- Truth = Banker Kyrptonite
- Rising Gold & Silver Prices = Hated situation that makes it difficult to manipulate asset prices and that must therefore be controlled.
- Lies & Deception = Bankster Standard M.O.
- Free Markets = Fairytale story like Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy to be taught in business schools worldwide.
- Drug Lords and Underground Crime Syndicates = Provider of global banking liquidity and huge year-end bonuses
- Parasite = Favorite insect
- Capitalism = Dead system that was killed by Central Banking but false scapegoat we can blame when we cause economic crashes and despair
- Miscellaneous Charges = Small Monthly Charges to siphon off money from bank accounts that customers will never notice or complain about
- Computer = Vehicle to rig all stock markets and commodity markets with HFT programs that execute trades not possible if executed by humans and if executed in a clear and transparent market.
- Boom = Unsustainable price distortions caused by interest-rate manipulation and market rigging.
- Bust = Opportunity to make money twice as quickly as in a boom!
- Market Crash = Engineered event to ensure the peasants will never accumulate enough wealth to rebel against us.
- Rising Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go long in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.
- Declining Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go short in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.
- Presidents and PMs = Best puppet and marionette allies to be rewarded handsomely after they leave office (see Tony Blair and the current POTUS)
- Superior Judges, SCOTUS = Made Men
- War = Double Bonus! Opportunity to devalue money at faster rate than during peace time and opportunity to accumulate more wealth from interest charged on war appropriations.
- Universities, Colleges and MBA programs = Re-education camps to indoctrinate students into fairytales of non-existent free markets, non-existent capitalism, and lies about how stock markets, real estate markets and economic cycles really work. Alternative meaning = best mechanism to bury young adults in a mountain of debt before their work life even begins so we can control them.
- Economic Journals and University Tenure = Carrot dangled in front of economic professors to ensure that they repeat to the world the “official” party line.
- Key Economic Indicators = False manipulated statistics designed to dumb down citizens into believing economy is recovering even as we increase their economic suffering
- Ben Bernarnke = Shakespearean clown.
- Conspiracy = Best Word to Discredit Truth about the global monetary system when the truth somehow escapes our censorship algorithms and makes it to the mainstream media we control.
- Machiavelli = Role Model
- Ivy League Schools = Indoctrination Camps for media representatives and professors we will send to brainwash other global regions into believing our propaganda
- CNBC = The Cartoon Network.
- Goldman Sachs = Rookie Farm Camp for global criminal banking syndicate.
- World Bank & IMF = Banks used by Western countries to impose crushing debt on developing nations to stunt their growth.
- Bailout = Transfer of Wealth from citizens to us.
- TBTF = Lie used to ensure we can perpetuate fraud and to pass legislation that would never pass under normal circumstances unless we use the TBTF threat.
- Quantitative Easing = Currency Devaluation.
- Fiat Currency = Worst Possible Idea
- Propaganda = Daily Financial News Feed
- ATM Machine = Only banking invention in the last century that has improved peoples' lives instead of making them worse.
- Debt Forgiveness = PsyOps Term that makes it appear we are being benificient towards humanity when in reality, the amount of debt forgiveness probably could not equal the amount of money we have stolen from humanity through inflation, currency devaluation, income taxes, and other unjust taxes meant to transfer wealth to us.
- Compartamentalization = Process to keep good people working as cogs in the machine within the banking industry ignorant of the fact that they are inflicting massive harm upon society.
- Sound Money = Bankster Extinction Level Event. End of modern day immoral banking thievery system and event that would necessitate bankers having to find real jobs to earn wealth instead of merely building wealth by transferring wealth from everyone else to themselves. Also known as physical gold, physical silver, and the medium that allows citizens to call the banksters’ bluff in their monetary devaluation scheme and that allows citizens to fight back against corrupt banksters.
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