A man died and ended up going to hell. Once there he found out that there was a different hell for each country of the world, so he walks into the German hell and asks, "What do they do here, and the German tells him: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then you lay you on a bed of nails for another hour and finally the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
Not liking the sound of that, the dead man decided to move along and visited the American, the Russian, the Chinese, the Canadian, the British and the French hells, etc.. and discovered that they more or less did the same thing as the German hell.
But then low and behold he came across the Greek hell, and noticed that there was a long line of people from all nationalities waiting to get in. Amazed, he asked someone, "What do they do offer in this hell? And someone from the crowd answered back, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Greek devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
Stunned, the dead man said: "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
And the same voice answered back: "Because the maintenance crew is always on strike, there is no electricity so the electric chair doesn't work, Albanians have stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government employee, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to have his frappe and eat kourabie all day..."
LOL
(Editor's Note - The reference to Albanians is not our idea... this joke has widely circulated on the internet).
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