As societies we have academic schools, technical schools, even cooking schools... but we never had a lovemaking school. Well our German speaking friends do not only produce great cars, do not only manufacture hard working machines, they also now offer intensive courses in love making! The world’s first school of practical sex is set to open its doors in January. The Austrian School of Sex (AISOS www.aisos.at ) is offering courses in both history (?) and modern sexual theory (??), and the emphasis will always be on how to be a better lover (duh..).
Master sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features- as well as other disciplines. And what's more... you get "hands-on" training! In fact AISOS’ first semester will feature five different full term courses and three special intensive courses. The school will also arrange four special weekend courses for couples. The courses are not in English, but rather in German, but then again... sex is a universal language. (hello!!!)
The fee for one semester according to their website is 1.400 euros and provides students with a bed in a double room, three meals a day Monday-Friday. And are you ready for the real news... Contraception will be available at no extra cost.
The following video is an advertisement of this new school which was banned in Austria. Viewer discretion is advised