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September 22, 2012

Move over Chuck Norris- "Papandreou Will Kill You" Game Is Here


"Move over Chuck Norris, Papandreou speaking!" Are you ready for adventure? Do you have what it takes to face a brutal opponent? Have you charged up your ammunition and are all fired up? If yes then you are ready to face George Papandreou who is locked in a warehouse and is trying to get out to kill you. That is of course you kill him first. LOL. Folks, the buzz in the Greek technology world is about a new action shooter adventure game called "Papandreou will kill you". The game was invented by a Greek techie and word has it that it already has many fans!

(Editor - Clearing throat... I wonder why?)

As you play the game, George Papandreou suddenly appears holding a weapon and he begins firing on the player and basically the player either fights back -to survive- or gets thrown out the game.

Poor George, this will not add credits to his wanna-be image at Harvard Kennedy School. Tsk.. tsk..


(Original article in Greek can be found on inews)

September 12, 2012

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Golden Dawn Members Attack Doctor Who Requested An Envelope For His Services


Scanning the Internet for an interesting offbeat story we stumbled on this one. It is actually a little horrific, but at the same time we actually said "yioupiiii" and sighed with relief. (Sorry... but its true)

According to an article in the Patras daily "Allagi" members of the GD party attacked a doctor at the Hospital of Rio who had the audacity to ask a very sick patient for a "fakelaki" so that he would perform his duties! The incident, according to the article, occurred three days ago and a vocal complaint was made immediately to both the management of the Hospital and the 6th Health District.

According to the publication, the relatives of the patient were annoyed and insulted by the coercive behavior of the doctor. They wanted help and skipped turning to the hospital management or the police in fear that their case would be placed on the back burner and they instead called on the "Golden Dawn" party for help. Almost immediately members of Golden Dawn flooded the Doctor's office and he was attacked. They left undisturbed after the incident. (Reference in Greek - Taxalia) 

Editor's Note - No we do not agree with violence... but we cannot hide our satisfaction knowing that the little guy struck a blow to the corrupt State system. The focus should not be on whether the Golden Dawn party has bullies amongst its ranks, which it might, but rather that our brothel of a public sector continues to thrive even in a cash-strapped Greece! Especially State doctors. They continue to ask -or rather demand- for an envelope -or fakelaki- every time we need their services without one ounce of remorse. To them this is a given. Without it... expect to be treated months later, not to be treated at all and if you are treated and do not also give a second "fakelaki" to the nurses then expect to sleep on soiled sheets and smell like a soiled toilet until you leave the hospital. Unfortunately this is the pitiful truth. Obviously this activity thrives because Greek society supports it of course and State healthcare workers take good advantage of it. In some sadistic way the public sector has forced citizens to believe that they will not be serviced if they do not sweeten their pockets first. We actually smiled when we read this story... and no... we did not pity the doctor at all. In fact we bet our bottom dollar that this particular doctor will never ask for a fakelaki again! LOL...

August 7, 2012

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Captain Gets Fired Because He Refused To Allow Papandreou On Board Without A Ticket!


Former Prime Minister George Papandreou has been doing some Greek island hopping and, as expected, he still thinks he is royalty. Last week he wanted to travel by flying dolphin to the Greek islands without paying for his ticket, but the captain bravely said no. And guess what? The captain lost his JOB!

According to an article in Patmos Times the event took place on the island of Samos and specifically on the “Flying Dolphin Erato” which was ready for departure for the route Samos, Patmos, Leros, Kos when a car suddenly stopped and two men walked out, announcing that two more passengers wanted to get on board for the island of Patmos. The two passengers of course were none other than Geroge Papandreou and his wife. But surprise surprise they had no tickets so the captain did what he was instructed to do and told them that passengers without tickets cannot be accepted on board and that they were on a tight schedule and had to leave. Good old George insisted, even if this meant that they had no tickets (in other words he wanted to travel for free) so the captain simply sailed off leaving behind poor Papandreou at the docks with a dumbfounded look on his face, luggage and all!

When the ferry arrived at its last destination on the island of Kos, the company quickly briefed the captain that he had lost his job and they had already hired a new captain. In other words, the poor man was FIRED. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that the poor man was sacked because he refused to allow Papandreou on board for a free ride. You see, the former PM still gallivants across the world thinking that he is royalty and for some strange reason he and other members of his family still expect people to bow to them.

The news went viral on the Internet, and totally ridiculed Papandreou who can afford to pay for a haircut in the northern Greek suburbs that costs more than an average monthly salary, but refuses to pay for a speed boat ticket because he is simply "Papandreou".

In fact the news has just given Greek citizens one more reason to shake their heads in disgust over the actions of the former PM and the political elite as a whole who truly think, act and believe that they are above and beyond the average Greek citizen. So much so that over the past few days the former captain decided to change his story (obviously because it was too degrading for Papandreou) and he is now saying that he resigned voluntarily.

August 5, 2012

120,000 Euros for a Champagne Bottle in Mykonos



It may be the most expensive champagne bottle in the world, sold in one of the poorest countries of Europe: another Greek Paradox. It’s no secret that the Greek island of Mykonos attracts worldwide jet-setters and rich celebrities during the summer, many of which have expensive habits. But how far would these VIPs go to impress their rich friends and show off to the rest of the world? It seems that the rich crowds visiting the “island of the winds,” as the locals often call Mykonos, are willing to pay 120,000 euros for a bottle of champagne in the famous beach-bar and restaurant Nammos, located in Psarou, one of the most popular beaches of the beautiful Aegean Island.

With 120,000 euros that the Armand De Brignac Methouselah Midas bottle costs somebody could easily buy an apartment in many areas of Greece and the world. In other countries the most expensive price for the same bottle was found in Miami where it was sold for 120,000 US dollars.

Since the beginning of the summer season nobody has dared to consume the most expensive champagne bottle in Greece; however, it is rumored that this past week a rich Arab ordered the bottle which had been kept in a locker at the Nammos bar.

The incredible price of 120,000 euros for a champagne bottle is a great example of the financial and social differences in Greece, the crisis-hit country where many people live with a minimum wage which was recently lowered to under 586 euros per month.

“Taking a look at the menu of Nammos our eyes popped when we reached the champagne page. We saw bottles that go for 72,000 and even 120,000 euros. We can’t believe that somebody would spend this amount on a champagne bottle, especially now,” says a Greek beach-goer who was enjoying a coffee on the famous sun-beds of Nammos. Rumors have it that some of these sun-beds to be rented out to rich clients for the whole summer are priced at 2,000 – 3,000 euros per month.(islandnews)


GREEK Names that Mean “Love, Beautiful and Flowers”


If you want to find out what your name means in Greek or if you are having trouble finding a new name for your new baby and want it to express the words "Love, Beautiful and Flowers" then check out our list. We have included ancient and contemporary names from Adara, Adonia, Areta, to Bryani and Narcisa.

1. ADARA means “Beautiful“
2. ADONIA means “Beautiful lady“
3. AMADRYA means “Tree nymph “
4. AMARANDA means “Flower“
5. AMARANDE means “Flower“
6. AMARANTHA means “Flower“
7. AMARYLLIS means “Flower name“
8. ANTHEA means “Flower; Lady of flowers“
9. ANTHEIA means “Flower “
10. ANTHIA means “Flower; Lady of flowers“
11. ARETA means “Beauty; Virtuous; excellent.“
12. ARETE means “Beauty“
13. ARETHA means “Beauty; Virtuous; excellent.“
14. AZALIA means “A flower name“
15. CALANTHA means “Lovely blossom“
16. CALI means “Most beautiful“
17. CALIDA means “The most beautiful“
18. CALISSA means “Most beautiful“
19. CALISTA means “Most beautiful“
20. CALISTO means “Most beautiful“

GREEK Names that Mean "Love, Beautiful and Flowers"

21. CALITHEA means “Beautiful goddess“
22. CALIYA means “Beauty“
23. CALLA means “The most beautiful“
24. CALLI means “The most beautiful“
25. CALLIA means “Beautiful voice“
26. CALLIE means “The most beautiful“
27. CALLIGENIA means “Born of beauty“
28. CALLIONE means “Excellent beauty“
29. CALLIOPE means “Beautiful voice“
30. CALLISTA means “Most beautiful.“
31. CALYSTA means “Most beautiful.“
32. CHARIS means “Grace and beauty“
33. CHLOE means “Fresh-blooming“
34. CHLORIS means “Blooming Mythological goddess of flowers or spring“
35. CLEMATIS means “Flower name“
36. CLORIS means “Blooming Mythological goddess of flowers or spring“
37. DAFFODIL means “Daffodil flower“
38. DAPHNE means “The laurel tree“
39. DAPHNEY means “The laurel tree“
40. DELBIN means “Flower“
41. DELBINA means “Flower“
42. DELBINE means “Flower“
43. DIANTHA means “Flower“
44. DIANTHE means “Flower“
45. DOREEN means “Beautiful“
46. DORINDA means “Beautiful gift“
47. EVANTH means “Flower“
48. EVANTHE means “Flower“
49. GIANCINTA means “Hyacinth“
50. GIANCINTE means “Hyacinth“

GREEK Names that Mean "Love, Beautiful and Flowers"

51. HALIANTHA means “Sea bloom “
52. HAMADRYA means “Wood nymph “
53. HEHE means “Goddess of youthful beauty“
54. IANTHA means “Violet flower“
55. IANTHE means “Violet flower Mythological sea nymph and daughter of Oceanus“
56. IANTHINA means “Violet flower“
57. IOANTHE means “Violet flower “
58. IOLANTHA means “Violet flower“
59. IOLANTHE means “Violet flower“
60. IONE means “Violet flower “
61. JACENIA means “Hyacinth“
62. JACINDA means “Hyacinth“
63. JACINTA means “Beautiful“
64. JACINTHA means “Beautiful“
65. JACINTHE means “Beautiful“
66. JOLA means “Pretty“
67. KALI means “Rosebud“
68. KALIE means “Rosebud“
69. KALIKA means “Rosebud“
70. KALLEA means “Beauty, goodness “
71. KALLINI means “Beautiful victory“
72. KALLINIKE means “Beautiful victory“
73. KALLIOPE means “Beautiful voice“
74. KALLISTA means “Most beautiful.“
75. KALLONE means “Beautiful woman“

GREEK Names that Mean "Love, Beautiful and Flowers"

76. KALONICE means “Victory of beauty“
77. KALOSA means “Beauty, goodness“
78. KALOSINE means “Beautiful woman“
79. KALY means “Rosebud“
80. KALYCA means “Rosebud“
81. KRYSANTHE means “Golden flower“
82. LIGIA means “Beautiful voice“
83. LILA means “Lily“
84. LILCH means “Lily“
85. LILIS means “Lily“
86. LILLA means “Lily“
87. LILLIS means “Lily“
88. MARICA means “Nymph of the sacred grove “
89. MELANTHA means “Dark flower“
90. MELANTHE means “Dark flower“
91. MINTA means “Mint, a plant name“
92. MINTHA means “Mint plant“
93. MOLY means “An herb Hermes gives to Odysseus to protect him“
94. MYRICA means “Tamarisk tree“
95. MYRTA means “Myrtle plant“
96. MYRTIA means “Myrtle“
97. MYRTICE means “Myrtle“
98. MYRTIS means “Myrtle“
99. MYRTISA means “Myrtle“
100. MYRTLE means “Myrtle plant“

GREEK Names that Mean "Love, Beautiful and Flowers"

101. MYTRA means “Myrtle“
102. NARCISSA means “Daffodil“
103. PEONY means “Peony flower“
104. PERICALIYA means “Exceeding beauty“
105. RHODA means “Rose“
106. RHODANTHA means “Rose flower“
107. RHODANTHE means “Rose flower“
108. RHODIA means “Rose“
109. TABITHA means “beauty, grace“
110. XYLAN means “Of the forest“
111. XYLIA means “From the forest“
112. YOLANDE means “Violet“
113. APHRODITE means “Goddess of love“
114. PHILOMENA means “Greatly loved“
115. PHILOMINA means “Greatly loved“
116. THAIS means “Beloved“
117. THEOPHILIA means “Loved by God“
118. LILY means “Lily flower“
119. AZALEA means “A flower name“
120. LILIA means “Lily“
121. NARKISSA means “Daffodil“
122. BRYANI means “The name of a flowering vine used in folk medicine“
123. NARCISA means “Daffodil“

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July 25, 2012

Korydallos Swimming Pool And BBQ To Be Scrapped


It looks like Greece's largest maximum security prison is not going to get the chance to keep its waterfall-adorned, and BBQ-equipped pool. The Justice Ministry ordered the destruction of the 7.4-meter (24-foot) long pool which was constructed in the yard of Korydallos prison's psychiatric wing, claiming that the structure was built without permission and most importantly does not comply with health and safety standards.

The pool's existence at the jail near Athens was reported by the Sunday edition of the Proto Thema newspaper. The ministry said the structure, reportedly built last year, includes a small rock waterfall and a poolside barbecue installation.

Greece's Prison Officers Association said the pool was built using money the group raised and was restricted to staff and inmates at the psychiatric wing. Korydallos houses some 2,300 inmates, with about 300 receiving some form of psychiatric care.

The association expressed disappointment over the order to destroy the pool, which it called part of an attempt «to change things for the better — viewing inmates at those facilities as human beings and not numbers."

Overcrowding at Greek prisons has worsened since the start of the country's major financial crisis in late 2009, according to the Justice Ministry and the prison officers association, due to a spike in violent crime and prosecutions for tax-related offenses.






July 24, 2012

Make Your Stay At Korydallos Prison Cosy - Pool and BBQ Now Available !!!

credit proto-thema
An interesting, tacky and downright ridiculous offbeat news story made headlines this weekend in the Proto Thema newspaper. Why bother with a prison break if Greek prisoners can live in luxury, bask in the sun, and cook up a couple of ribs all in the comfort of the prison grounds in Korydallos? Well now they can, since the staff at Korydallos prison built a swimming pool, a garden, a little zoo farm and a BBQ (?), Proto Thema said that the pool is really a reservoir of water for the animals, but then again its 4 meters wide and  8 meters long (so we don't know if we really believe that)! And what's more, along the side of the pool a stone BBQ has been erected (so that the prison guards can enjoy Tsiknopempti and other such holidays)! Immortal Greek spirit indeed... but if taxpayers money is being spent on guards who BBQ... then hese mesa!




July 11, 2012

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Authorities Hunt For Pimps Who Threaten Nigerian Women With Voodoo To Work As Prostitutes



In our quest to find an offbeat story to add to the column this week, we came across this next story from Thessaloniki and as tragically hysterical as it sounds, it is also alarming since the women who fall victim to this type of brainwashing and manipulation actually believe it and live through terrible ordeals.

Thessaloniki authorities issued several arrest warrants against a ring of pimps who were threatening Nigerian women that they would perform "voodoo" on them unless they worked as prostitutes. Four Nigerian men and two Greek nationals are now charged as being members of the ring.

Authorities cracked down on the ring, after a 23-year-old Nigerian woman found the courage to speak to a friend of hers, and then report the case to the police.

Reports said her ordeal began in February 2010 when a woman from her country, aged 31, persuaded her to illegally immigrate to Greece. The older woman apparently threatened that she would exercise voodoo on the 23-year old and her family if she did not work as a prostitute and so initially the young solicited sex in a bar in the city of Arta and then in apartments in Athens and Thessaloniki until she decided to report the case to authorities. 

*Editor's Note - Human trafficking is a crime, as is illegal immigration. Those who support illegal immigration usually are involved in the smuggling and trafficking of women as well. Most of these women are from third world nations, and have never been educated and this is why they fall victim to sex traffickers who use religion to profit off of them. The largest group of prostitutes from Sub-Saharan Africa come from Nigeria, and they are usually recruited through a specific type of trafficking network. Most of these trafficking rings are concentrated in the state of Edo in the South-Central part of the country. A survey by Women's Health and Action Research Centre in Edo's capital Benin City a few years ago showed that one in three young women had received offers to go to Europe. A number of African women have claimed that they underwent terrifying voodoo rituals in Nigeria before they were trafficked into Europe on a promise of work or gaining an education. Sometimes, traffickers will find a corrupt religious official to "sanction" their abuses, or will threaten to expose the victims' "sins" to their loved ones and sometimes they even use Voodoo, a religion mostly followed in Africa and the Caribbean, to enslave these women. The followers of Voodoo believe in the power of such rituals to destroy their souls are are very vulnerable to such abuses. We posted a video by the MEGA series "Protagonistes" which was broadcasted about three years ago and cleverly analyzes this very subject with subject reports from the streets of Athens. It is in the Greek language, and does not have English subtitles, but is definitely a must watch.

July 7, 2012

Arabic MPs Brawl On LIVE TV And Threaten Eachother With Guns (VIDEO)





In our quest to find an offbeat article this week we discovered this video which is stirring quite a bit of controversy and fear on the Internet.

Folks... Forget about Kassidiari and the vicious "slap" against Kanelli.
Forget about Ukrainian MPs punching it out in Parliament
And please try and forget about all-out brawls in Korea, Russia, and so many other countries...
In some Arab nations when politicians disagree on something they simply threaten each other with guns!

Take a look at this video, a brawl breaks out between a Syrian and Jordanian MP, and after a few harsh words, one of the MP's gets up throws his shoe at the other (in order to insult them) and then he also pulls out a gun!

And all this... on live television.

Editor's Note - Kai o Kassidiaris sas marane?

June 24, 2012

Denmark/Germany Supermarket - If You Come Naked You Can Shop For Free!



In our quest to find some offbeat news this week we discovered this story from Germany. Around 250 naked shoppers turned up at a supermarket on the German/Danish border a couple of days ago in order to shop for free! And when we say naked... we mean totally NAKED. The owners of the new supermarket said that the first 100 customers who showed up at the grand opening in the nude would receive a basket of free groceries worth €270 (£220 / $340). Customers were so excited that they even camped out the night before to make sure they were the first in line. The manager of the new 'Priss' store, Nils Sterndorff, was shocked at the success of the offer, stating: "I never thought a hundred people would come, I thought maybe more like ten." In fact the there were so many naked shoppers that the police had to let them into the store in groups of 20. The police estimated that there were 250 in all. It is thought that the majority of the shoppers were Danes crossing the German border to take advantage of the cheaper alcohol and confectionery. (Viewer discretion is advised for the video).

Editor's Note - Na xaroun to politismo tous oi Evropaioi...

May 7, 2012

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Sexy Julia Alexandratou Gains Votes!


This might be a bit offbeat, but the Ecologists with its star candidate Greek socialite, media personality, glamour model, singer, actress, and pornographic actress Julia Alexandratou apparently did well at these elections!

Move over Marie Curie, Indira Gandhi, Margret Thatcher and Angela Merkel...  Julia stripped for democracy and allowed herself to be photographed on a bare skin rug for the good of the nation and she was able to gain 68 votes, (just one vote short from her favorite number).

Seems that most of the votes were from Thessaloniki.

No worries Julia... 68 votes today... the universe tomorrow.

May 5, 2012

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Introducing The Official Banksters Dictionary


To help people understand financial language and what is really going on in the world of banking today, an article that appeared on zerohedge decided to introduce the world to the Offical Bankster Dictionary!  The author of the article says that he recently returned from a week-long business trip to China, and in discussing the propaganda and hypocrisy of bankers with people there he one thing became clear to him. "Chinese people consider themselves to be more knowledgeable about the monetary system than Westerners," says Kim. He says that "it’s a farce that Western bankers tell lies to the world and expect the rest of the world to be foolish enough to believe in them." Perhaps this is why even university Chinese students laughed in Tim Geithner’s face when Geithner visited them in 2009 and told them that the Federal Reserve had a “strong dollar policy”.
  • US Federal Reserve = European controlled private bank.
  • Central Bank = Counterfeiting Ring Leader
  • Nobel Prize Winning Economists = Banking Shill Propaganda Puppets, by and large, awarded with Ivy League tenure, that a 3rd-grader well schooled in monetary truths can generally discredit.
  • Criminal Underworld Currency Counterfeiters = Competitors that must be arrested and jailed.
  • Savings Account = Devaluation Account, Cash Advance for Gambling Division
  • Gambling = Banking Primary Business Line
  • Fraud = Banking Secondary Business Line
  • Las Vegas, Macau, Atlantic City = Model for running business operations.
  • Inflation = Currency Devaluation through anti-free market manipulation of interest rates.
  • Fractional Reserve System = Fractional Expansion Citizen Bankruptcy System, BSE (Biggest Scam Ever)
  • Futures Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam
  • Pablo Escobar, Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzmán, The Ochoa Hermanos, Yakuza = Cash Cows
  • El Subcomandante Marcos aka Delegado Zero = Anti-poverty activist that must be wacked and shut up
  • Independent Media = Terrorist
  • Mass Media = Allies
  • Allen Stanford, Bernie Madoff = Occasional Patsies and Necessary Fall Guys to appease the public’s ire at us.
  • Stock Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam
  • Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Buy” and Hold” = Contrarian Indicator to SELL!
  • Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Sell” = Contrarian Indicator to “BUY!”
  • Barbarous Relic = USD, Euro, Yen
  • Beta = Empty Statistic meant to impress naïve investors
  • Insider Trading = Mechanism we can utilize to build wealth and remain immune from proesecution but for which we will send common peasants to jail.
  • Diplomatic Immunity = Not a United Nations privilege but a privilege given to all of us to commit as much fraud and crime as possible without the slightest hint of ever being sent to jail.
  • Loan = Usury
  • Credit Card = Debt accumulation card
  • USD, Euro, Yen, etc. = Fantasy Digital Idea made real by banksters to control humanity
  • Women’s Liberation Movement = Expansion of Tax Base from only men to men AND women
  • Income Taxes = Wealth Transfer from citizens to owners of central banks.
  • Gold = Bankster Kryptonite
  • Silver = Bankster Kryptonite
  • Truth = Banker Kyrptonite
  • Rising Gold & Silver Prices = Hated situation that makes it difficult to manipulate asset prices and that must therefore be controlled.
  • Lies & Deception = Bankster Standard M.O.
  • Free Markets = Fairytale story like Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy to be taught in business schools worldwide.
  • Drug Lords and Underground Crime Syndicates = Provider of global banking liquidity and huge year-end bonuses
  • Parasite = Favorite insect
  • Capitalism = Dead system that was killed by Central Banking but false scapegoat we can blame when we cause economic crashes and despair
  • Miscellaneous Charges = Small Monthly Charges to siphon off money from bank accounts that customers will never notice or complain about
  • Computer = Vehicle to rig all stock markets and commodity markets with HFT programs that execute trades not possible if executed by humans and if executed in a clear and transparent market.
  • Boom = Unsustainable price distortions caused by interest-rate manipulation and market rigging.
  • Bust = Opportunity to make money twice as quickly as in a boom!
  • Market Crash = Engineered event to ensure the peasants will never accumulate enough wealth to rebel against us.
  • Rising Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go long in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.
  • Declining Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go short in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.
  • Presidents and PMs = Best puppet and marionette allies to be rewarded handsomely after they leave office (see Tony Blair and the current POTUS)
  • Superior Judges, SCOTUS = Made Men
  • War = Double Bonus! Opportunity to devalue money at faster rate than during peace time and opportunity to accumulate more wealth from interest charged on war appropriations.
  • Universities, Colleges and MBA programs = Re-education camps to indoctrinate students into fairytales of non-existent free markets, non-existent capitalism, and lies about how stock markets, real estate markets and economic cycles really work. Alternative meaning = best mechanism to bury young adults in a mountain of debt before their work life even begins so we can control them.
  • Economic Journals and University Tenure = Carrot dangled in front of economic professors to ensure that they repeat to the world the “official” party line.
  • Key Economic Indicators = False manipulated statistics designed to dumb down citizens into believing economy is recovering even as we increase their economic suffering
  • Ben Bernarnke = Shakespearean clown.
  • Conspiracy = Best Word to Discredit Truth about the global monetary system when the truth somehow escapes our censorship algorithms and makes it to the mainstream media we control.
  • Machiavelli = Role Model
  • Ivy League Schools = Indoctrination Camps for media representatives and professors we will send to brainwash other global regions into believing our propaganda
  • CNBC = The Cartoon Network.
  • Goldman Sachs = Rookie Farm Camp for global criminal banking syndicate.
  • World Bank & IMF = Banks used by Western countries to impose crushing debt on developing nations to stunt their growth.
  • Bailout = Transfer of Wealth from citizens to us.
  • TBTF = Lie used to ensure we can perpetuate fraud and to pass legislation that would never pass under normal circumstances unless we use the TBTF threat.
  • Quantitative Easing = Currency Devaluation.
  • Fiat Currency = Worst Possible Idea
  • Propaganda = Daily Financial News Feed
  • ATM Machine = Only banking invention in the last century that has improved peoples' lives instead of making them worse.
  • Debt Forgiveness = PsyOps Term that makes it appear we are being benificient towards humanity when in reality, the amount of debt forgiveness probably could not equal the amount of money we have stolen from humanity through inflation, currency devaluation, income taxes, and other unjust taxes meant to transfer wealth to us.
  • Compartamentalization = Process to keep good people working as cogs in the machine within the banking industry ignorant of the fact that they are inflicting massive harm upon society.
  • Sound Money = Bankster Extinction Level Event. End of modern day immoral banking thievery system and event that would necessitate bankers having to find real jobs to earn wealth instead of merely building wealth by transferring wealth from everyone else to themselves. Also known as physical gold, physical silver, and the medium that allows citizens to call the banksters’ bluff in their monetary devaluation scheme and that allows citizens to fight back against corrupt banksters.

Source
JS Kim
zerohedge

May 4, 2012

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Bulgarian Archeologist Says FYROM Trying To Prove Jesus Christ Was A Slav


Talk about offbeat news! The Director of Bulgaria's National Museum of History, Bozhidar Dimitrov shockingly charged that FYROM's secret service is responsible for stealing the relics of St. John the Baptist from the town Sliven where they were apparently set on public display. A Serbian news portal said that Dimitrov announced this to the media after finding out about it from a Skopje contact. The purpose behind this looting, added the Director of Bulgaria's Museum, is and was to make genetic analysis tests (or DNA tests) on the relics so that FYROM scientists can prove that the Slavs in this region are direct descendants of God, or argue that Jesus Christ was of Slavic origin!

The silver and gold reliquary, a personal gift from Prime Minister, Boyko Borisov, apparently containing the relics of St John the Baptist had been returned to the town of Sozopol with one missing bone. The news was reported in mid April by "24 Chassa" (24 Hours) daily and other such media agents citing Sliven Bishop Yoanikiy. He says the theft occurred while the relics were displayed at the Sliven church "St Dimitar." Father Ivan, from the St. St. Cyril and Methodius in Sozopol, where the relics are housed permanently, had notified as early as April 5 that the content of the reliquary was not returned intact from Sliven.

The remains were apparently uncovered on July 28, 2010, by a team of archaeologists, led by Prof. Kazimir Popkonstantinov during excavations of the floor of the medieval monastery on Saint Ivan island, near Bulgaria's historical, coastal town of Sozopol. They were placed in a sealed reliquary buried next to a tiny urn inscribed with St. John's name and his birth date.

In Skopje, the Interior Ministry did not want to comment on Dimitrov's allegations.

The remains of St. John the Baptist, according to Dimitrov, were discovered on a small island in the Black Sea, near the town of Sozopol and many claim that they are authentic.

His Bulgarian counterparts, on the other hand, are criticizing him for these allegations and note that he is playing on the religious sentiment of the general public with the aim of finding his own five minutes of fame.

Whatever the reason... this whole thing sounds and is totally absurd.

Jesus Christ was not of Slavic background... He was from northern Africa.

Stupidity has its limits!

References
echedoros-a
novinite.com

April 11, 2012

Citizen Sells His Greek Vote on E-bay!

Incredible but absolutely true. Following the "sale of Greece" on E-bay another citizen with a bizarre sense of humor decided to sell his vote for the upcoming national elections! A reader on the military news site onalert.gr stated that he actually went in and "clicked" -for fun- and the vote was actually being auctioned.

Incredible!

Hellasfrappe caught the story right on time, because when E-Bay got word of it they took it down. Check the link below.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Greece-elections-vote-for-sale-/320884600740?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ab6366fa4&autorefresh=true



April 5, 2012

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Greece On Sale On E-Bay - Bids Started At $1525! - Now at $77,000


This next story might sound like a belated April Foo;'s Day joke but its real. Believe it or not foils some wise crack put the whole country of Greece on E-bay and began the auction at 1,525 and has managed to get bids that reached as much as  $77,000. The "item" Greece was taken down by E-Bay at this address (click here) but the military site defencenet was able to snap a quick photo (as proof) as well as has included the link to the "items'" site.The damage nonetheless was done..  Greece was actually on sale for several hours.


This is what the E-Bay page says 
In what could be one of the better deals encountered on Ebay, one can submit a winning bid for none other than the country of Greece, currently going for the modest price of $1,550 (although with 6 more days left in the auction, there is a small chance Goldman will outbid and use it as LTRO 3 collateral). Of course, since the country is worth much less than the debt (all 7 subordinated classes of it) any new equity buyer would assume, this is a trick auction: our advice – settle for nothing less than getting paid as much as possible for “buying” the country.
 And here is what the seller said in his note which is posted on the same page
I’m offering my country for sale. What is left of it anyway. Slightly used, low wages, low pensions,  low expectations. Lots of sunshine though, free at the moment.
Many natural resources, minerals etc that are still untouched. Bureaucracy at its best. Great bribe-to-do system, over 20 years of experience.
Obedience at the IMF, bankers and the Troika is guaranteed, no questions asked.
The buyer will get for free 300 politicians, highly trained at the University of  Fine Arts of Scandals. And free Greek Bonds with extremely high international market value. For confetti.
I will provide the best possible certificate that you will ever imagine, maybe even a custom one that you’ll ask.
P.s.
No hard feelings


Here is the link... read it and weep 

Obviously we here in Greece will take this as a joke on the part of the seller... and we are certain that he and his friends probably had a good laugh in poking fun of a country that is standing on the verge of total collapse... but we want him to know that we are not laughing because we take it is a direct insult to our country and to its great people.

Shame

Shame on anyone who sees a person hanging on a cliff and kicks his hands so he can fall faster.

We did not find this funny at all. In fact we found it tasteless and want to remind this "seller" and everyone like him that if it wasn't for Greece, he would still be living in caves.



April 2, 2012

OFFBEAT News - Copyright of Karagouna


In our quest to find some sort of offbeat news this week, we discovered that residents in Trikala are fighting back at the "system" through common sense thinking with the copyright of Karagouna!

As most of you know all music shops, cafeterias, clubs and entertainment centers that play music in Greece are required to pay royalties to AEPI, but in these troubled times every penny counts and since AEPI is not lowering its fares, the residents in this small town decided enough is enough. This seems to be the reason why shopkeepers warned AEPI to come to its senses or they will take the case to court.

A report on trikalanews said at a Town Hall meeting the come back line that stole the show at a recent Town Hall meeting over the matter was given by the town's vice-mayor Theodore Spanos.

"If we hear "O Aetos" from Notis Sfakianakis royalties go to Sfakianakis, but what happens when we hear Karagouna Who gets the royalties" asked Mr. Spanos making the AEP totally speechless!

This is where the Greek idiom he sent him unread fits in perfectly... make your own translation!

(Smart comeback line, must be something about the name... - inside joke)


trikalanews

March 11, 2012

Man Gives Wife A One "Million Roses Bouquet" To Apologize!


A male resident of Kazakhstan made headlines when he decided to order a bouquet of a million red roses in an effort to win back the affection of his wife after they engaged in a heated argument about their immediate families.

The man, who is apparently a resident of Kyzylorda, found in the southern part of Kazakhstan apparently made the order from a flower shop in Almaty, the largest city in the country, and luckily for him he received a healthy discount, the news agency Novosti-Kazakhstan said in a report.

The owner of the flower shop told the Express-K newspaper that he was shocked by the order, but nonetheless very pleased. According to the newspaper, 90 percent of "Dutch" roses in fact normally arrive in Kyzylorda from Ecuador, China and Uzbekistan. The remaining 10 percent of the flowers are grown in Kazakhstan. "But for such an impressive order, we will ship in roses from Holland," the shop owner said.

According to local press, one rose in the city is priced from 500 to 1,000 tenge (USD 3.5-7). On holidays, the cost of one flower grows up to 2,000 tenge (about $15). Thus, the bouquet of apology will cost several million dollars, excluding the discounts, added BNews.kz.

February 29, 2012

Move Over I.Gandhi & A.Merkel...Greece's Julia Alexandratou Is Running For Office!


Move over Marie Curie, Indira Gandhi, Margret Thatcher and Angela Merkel...Greece's Julia Alexandratou has decided to run for prime minister. Yes you heard correctly folks, Greece's Queen of porn recently formed her own political party and according to press reports will now run in the next national elections.

Julia is a Greek socialite, media personality, glamour model, singer, actress, and pornographic actress. In 2002, at age 16, she won the beauty pageant title "Miss Young" in Greece. Four years later, she apparently won the title "Miss Greece International 2006" at the Miss Star Hellas beauty pageant.

In 2010, a controversial porn flick featuring Alexandratou was released and created controversy since she denied having knowledge that it was filmed. Later on of course she admitted that she was paid for her participation in the film. One year later she attracted even more controversy after the release of a second pornographic video

After trying out a career in music, and television entertainment, Julia now wants to be a politician and from what was announced her party political party "PANO" (or the Panhellenic Indignant and Ecologist Movement) says that it wants to be active on all political levels, because as its poster says it does not forget and does not forgive!. Julia has also said that she actually believes people will vote for her just to state their reaction to the current situation.

If she doesn't make it to Parliament, then there is always Hollywood, or the American porn industry which is said to be her next stop if her political career is cut short!

Now before you all begin criticising Julia's new venture, keep in mind that there are many former porn stars who later on became politicians. For instance one of the most famous porn stars-turned-politician of all time is none other than Italy's "La Cicciolina, as well as Hungarian born Ilona Staller who was apparently elected as a member of the Italian parliament in 1987. Oh and let's not forget porn actress Milly D'Abbraccio: who ran for a seat in Rome’s city council in 2008 with the goal in creating a red light area in the city full of erotic clubs and "toy shops" called 'Love City'.

Think this is just a "European thing", well, think again! North America, and more specifically the US has its own stories as well. One example is Mary Carey who apparently started her porn career with Playboy TV and contested the 2003 gubernatorial elections in California as a publicity stunt. She polled 11,179 votes and came tenth in a 135 candidate race. And then we have Stormy Daniels who apparently created a media frenzy when she decided to contest the 2010 Senate election in Louisiana and run against Sen. David Vitter!!! Also, we have Melody Damayo who is better known as Mimi Miyagi, who is an exotic Filipina porn star who moved to the US when she was a child. Melody was said to have retired from the adult entertainment industry and then she unsuccessfully contested the 2006 Nevada gubernatorial elections but she lost so she decided to return to porn!

Now the world has Julia....

Note: We here at hellasfrappe believe she will fit in perfectly. Politics in this country is a b**tch anyway!

February 20, 2012

Owner Of Gas Station In Crete Fined More Than 200 Million Euros!


In our quest to find some pretty interesting offbeat news we learned that the Financial Crimes Squad (SDOE) on Monday imposed a fine of 202.4 million euros on the owner of a gas station in Siteia, Crete, over charges that he illegally traded in more than 103 million liters of heating oil from January to May 2011. The Panhellenic Federation of Fuel Station Owners and Oil Traders (POPEK) dismissed the charges, noting that if it was true then the particular gas station owner is responsible for selling FIVE PERCENT of all the heating oil used in the country that year!!!

POPEK attributed the case to a fault in the Hephaestus system, designed by the Finance Ministry to monitor motor and heating fuel sales in an effort to clamp down on illegal trade. The association representing gas station owners also said that SDOE has imposed fines against 205 gas station on Crete alone, 34 of which are for over 100,000 euros.

Note: Maybe there was too much raki going around? What do you think?

(amna)

January 19, 2012

Airlines Ready To Slap Tax On Overweight Passengers



Airlines are getting set to launch a special campaign against over-weight people and are planning to tax every excessive gram of weight we have on our bodies. The "stupid" if not "insulting" idea to profit from people who are overweight has not found much support, but there are some airlines such as Quantas and Air France who actually like the idea, while companies such as Australian airlines have declared that they would boycott the proposal altogether.

Former economist of Qantas airline (Australia) Tony Webber said that heavy people should pay for their excessive weight just like everyone pays extra for excess luggage. According to him, airplanes burn more fuel if there are overweight passengers on board.

Lawyers and human rights activists are obviously against the idea and have now joined the discussion on this ridiculous proposal. Everyone agreed that ideas such as these are discriminating and no one had the right to raise the fees for their services on the base of some one's appearance or weight.


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