Papandreou's Back For Holidays - He Does What He Does Best ... Nothing

After months and months of travel, living out of a suitcase in luxury hotels, drinking champagne with the Dalai Lama, speaking at public events in Las Vegas and living his caviar dreams in downtown Manhattan, George Papandreou decided to return to Greece to do what he does best - continue with his holidays! Yes folks, Papandreou, who is working on his comeback is currently on the island of Serifos, doing what he does best... nothing at all. (He is actually quite talented in this field).

According to reports, he began his holidays during the month of June and was suddenly dragged back to Athens where he had a quick engagement and then it was off to Serifos again. While on the island, he and his wife Ada are staying at the luxury home of well known architect George Zafiriou. (Did you actually believe he would of preferred a cheap 30-euro room?) Away from prying eyes George is now mapping out his strategy on how to properly make his comeback and convince idiotic and possibly psychologically traumatized citizens on how to vote for him once again. (Either that, or he just needed an excuse for another holiday.).

(Editor's Note - We wonder when he will actually represent the people who voted him in office. Are we being sarcastic? Well, think about it, between his gigs in the US, dining out at posh restaurants in downtown Manhattan, swimming, biking and kayaking on the Greek isles, there is just no room to fit some real work into his schedule.)